Fuck ‘em up Friday is a weekly post that occurs, you guessed it, every Friday. Bringing you some of the best knockouts, submissions, and knockers that exist out on the inter-webs. It’s basically my way of glorifying violence, as well as giving in to the urges of my pre-pubescent inner child. Yeah, that’s how I roll.
It has been quite the hectic week here at So Much For College. How so? Ummm well I’ve just been so busy with…Ummm…Things. What things? You know binge drinking, passing out on the toilet, and most importantly not updating the site. However, this experience has taught me several things that were previously unknown to me.
1. It is physically possible to drink your body weight in alcohol.
2. If you’re sun-burnt and passing out the worst place to do so is on anything made out of pleather. Followed closely by linoleum flooring.
3. If you ever run out of margarita mix you can always substitute in lemonade. Sure it doesn’t taste amazingly great, but after you’re a few drinks in you won’t be any the wiser.
Now with that said let’s get to some gratuitous violence and smut.
Kick boxing. Muay Thai. Whatever you call it, it almost always ends the same way. Someone getting knocked the fuck out by a kick to the head/face. Sure getting kicked in the face sucks. I mean I wouldn’t know from firsthand experience, because I’m way t0o manpretty to risk any damage. But watching someone crumble into a heap like a Jenga tower doesn’t look like it’s very fun. That is unless you’re either A) the one doing the kicking or B) You’re watching the kicking.
With that in mind enjoy the below video that has just that.
Kickboxer Fattal Brutally Knocked Out – Watch more Funny Videos
That video has all the makings of an underdog story. You have one guy who is obviously smaller than the bigger much stronger opponent. Sure it’d be nice to have the little guy win, but let’s be honest watching him block that kick with his face is way more entertaining than if he actually would have won.
That was a pretty good knockout, but something was missing. I don’t know…I think having some mammaries that weren’t a member of the manboob family would have brought that fight from a 5 to a 9 on the sexiness scale. Thank god we have the blonde in the picture below to send us in to the weekend the right way…You know, with raging boners and a false sense as to what real women look like…
Needs more side boob…
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